A great day for Knudsen today, I equalled my all time record for flashing my cock at the kiddies in the park. Life is good here in potato land, although the beer is strangely black and the boys tend to rob me rather than blow me. I have a new taste for something called Tayto crisps. Kinda like chips, but without the dip. I'm hooked as I watch day time soaps and eat my own body weight in fried snacks. However, I would give my lying ballsack for a good chilli dog, I do miss them back at home in the good old USA. Such a shame they deported me for sexual offences and gross misconduct in the company of beasts.
Fucking minors, how did I know the Mexican lamb-boy was an FBI agent in disguise?
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Go ahead... shat on me again.