Shoot First Take Pictures Later
British Special Farces today rescued yet another Canadian do gooder/aid worker kidnapped in Afghanistan. Seal clubbing the raggies is a no no I'm sorry to say. Much better to send them all to Eyeland, give em free council houses, benefits and free dental, then watch from behind your curtain as they prowl your street at night murdering your cats for fresh meat and bare faced fun.
Mary Jane Lezzer, 28, some unnamed darkie in his 30's and two Afghan civilians were rescued by a couple of arky-olygists in ghey hats in an early morning raid after being kidnapped on 22 June in Badakhshan province. One of them had a whip, while the older one wore crotchless chaps. It was hot, ok?
British troops, helped by ISAF forces as well the Afghan government, took part in a long route march, sponsored by Adidas, without being discovered until they reached their goal.
A number of Taliban and hostage-takers were killed. Fucking 'A' we rule! Now Old Knudsen was busy and couldn't make it to the rescue..... Ok ok he wasn't asked because he is tagged and under curfew after the incident in the Bronx petting zoo. Fucking monkeys.... trying picking THAT out of your red baboon ass.
Animals do not like Old Knudsen ....... WTF you ask, how could anyone not like Old Knudsen? Oh believe me there have been many.... Maximilien Robespierre, Ayatollah Khomeini, Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Joesph Stalin, Rafael Trujillo, Dick Cheney, Saddam Hussein, Justin Bieber, General Pinochet and a few others. Old Knudsen feels blessed to have been hated by these as then he knows that he is on the side of the ghey angels.
Even Darkie Obama sees Knudsen as an old cannon loose on the deck in the storm, an on the edge burned out fly in the ointment....... Fair comment, Old Knudsen does like to shoot first and take pictures later. So what? Me and Indie kicked raggie ass and lived to tell the very tall tale to you ungrateful cunts.
Ya see yer problem, you Yanks, yer too fucking lazy. Ach don't tell Old Knudsen ya don't drive around a crowded Wal Mart car park for an hour waiting until some one closer to the entrance leaves so ya don't have to do any extra walking.
We Oirish Catholics will ghost walk cross country in the dark for miles and miles or walk stooped over for the last 15 miles so we aren't detected, you lot ride in on Black hawk whirly birds like yer John fucking Wayne in plain daylight and then get surprised when a raghead with a RPG shoots them down.
Oh look a Koran, I bet ya want to burn it right? .... nope wrong answer ya dope Hitler burned books, ya don't burn books not even the shite ones you recycle them as toilet paper ..... remember to always floss..... oh and trust me on the sunscreen. C'mon Indie, it's time for our bath......