"Just another toilet to clean" she always said the sweetest things did mom. I knew I shouldn't have taken a dump on her chest last halloween. Still, it did improve her breath. I am a clown, a clown about town, a clown about town in clown town. I wish I had more friends, at least that way I wouldn't be just another fuckwit blogger with very little life. I should have followed my da's advice. Son, be a priest, you have shamed the family in every way, shape and form, be a priest, I know you like cock.