Take a good look at my mugshot, it's one of many the Steelport police department have on file. Okay, admittedly it's not my real face, that would be stupid, especially as I am still on the wanted list in at least 5 states. It started with a kiss, I never thought it would come to this. Actually it started with me getting fresh with a young guy on my block. Cute he was, curly hair, wonderfully fragrant in the buttock area, my kinda guy. It ended badly, I got a disease, 8 months on the island busting rocks and then deportation. There is a lesson her for you mugs to learn. Never bite off more than you can chew and NEVER try to cheat a Mexican bandit out of his cash. It sucks! Ha, I made a funny.
Posted by Old Knudsen Old Bitter Balls