Mary Jane, one of the the former weemen of wily Old Knudsen (before he came out of the homo closet) has revealed that she no longer wishes to be known as Titties Galore the good time girl. The former favourite buxom chicklet admitted to having a titty reduction surgery after reaching the ripe old age of 52.
After she switched sides to help secret government agent, James Bond Knudsen, come to terms with his new found sexuality and save the family name of the old cunts back in the bogtrotting homelands of Paddyland, Titties became famous as a stripper and lesbian magazine cover (and centerfold of a daily rag known as Infomaniac) girl due to her obvious charms.
These days, the retired seal clubber still entertains men with her famous titty dance from her temporay rented trailer home in the elderly Mt. Cedars area of Canada. She says that Viagra, penis shaped tampons and double-headed dildo's has helped keep her popular with the boys, even after 45 years since she first became popular as one of Knudsens trisexual weemen.
"I had the titty job since they were hanging down below my stubbly crotch and kept getting in the way when I wanted to lay a log. On those rare occasions when I do walk, it sure does make my back feel better, and I no longer have to put my hand up my skirt to scratch my nipples" said the lovely Mary Jane inbetween pulls at her 4th bottle of Jim Beam.
Knudsen is very pleased with Mary Janes slim boyish new figure, especially as her flat shaped butt and boyish hairstyle makes sex in the park feel much more natural for me.
Tomorrow: How I made a Kingsize quilt out of a pair of her beef curtains, complete with rings.
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