Old Ghey and Ghod

Its true, I've never got over the fact that Liberace was ghey. All those times in the piano shaped hot-tub tinkling his keys and not once did it occur to me. When I found out years later I begged him to go to the nearest Presbyterian church and be cured with scripture and mild beatings, "Wladziu " I said as we sat on his piano shaped love seat "It can be fixed and then you can like gurls and never ever mention what we did together when I thought we were being naked and macho like the Greeks." Its funny cos his penis was the shape of a trombone and I don't play that instrument.

Some people dismiss Ghod's plan for us all but still go on about karma. I say Ghod as in the Universe not that crazy fucker with the floods, raping virgins and killing yer son to make a point cunt.
The thing is, either way shite and good things are bound to happen. Not so much a plan or some vague rule of karma that if you do something bad you'll get it put back onto you thing.

Old Knudsen does good ghey things without thought and later wonders why he still gets the bad end of karma and so he does something bad because what the fuck does it matter?

For example, priests can go for decades raping young boys and will get away with it because its bad P.R., they do what they please and get a pension then go to heaven if it existed, the last I had heard was they had knocked it doon to build houses on.

Old Knudsen, a prick of a husband treats his wife like shite and his kids even worse but he goes years without having to account for himself and can even make them revisit the pain via a divorce which he fights all the way just because he is a cunt. Why? Because Ian Paisley the King of all Eyeland forgives him. The big dafty cunt.

History is full of people taking advantage hospitality and seeing politeness as weakness and on the whole treat people as you would have them treat you doesn't work if everyone doesn't play.

Karma takes its own sweet time. Who doesn't want to think that by going to church you'll have Ghod on yer side or by being a nice person nice things will happen to you ?

Its all very impersonal until you are needed by the creepy angels and up until then you have to rely on luck to make sure you don't become colateral in an earthquake or a mugging. Being ghey and out keeps the knockers from Old Knudsens door. Old Knudsen is not really that ghey, he actually prefers wee animals with enlarged anal glands. That's another story.

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